More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'we already fed the fish' claim requires visual confirmation every single time before I actually believe it.
- I bought a pressure washer for the driveway. Now everything within a fifty-foot radius has been pressure washed, whether it needed it or not.
- The kids' science project ants escaped their enclosure sometime around Tuesday, and the investigation is ongoing.
- The kids' 'I called it first' rule applies to seats, snacks, and apparently now entire rooms of the house.
- The kids' 'we're old enough now' argument gets deployed for bedtime, screen time, and increasingly ambitious snack choices.
- The kids' 'we're not fighting, we're wrestling' distinction has never once held up under closer parental scrutiny.