More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'I called it first' rule applies to seats, snacks, and apparently now entire rooms of the house.
- The kids' 'we're old enough now' argument gets deployed for bedtime, screen time, and increasingly ambitious snack choices.
- The kids' 'we're not fighting, we're wrestling' distinction has never once held up under closer parental scrutiny.
- The kids' 'I only need five more minutes' at the playground has a real-world exchange rate closer to twenty-five.
- The kids' 'we already did the dishes' claim requires an inspection roughly on par with airport security.
- The kids' 'I have a stomachache' right before chores has a suspiciously perfect recovery rate the moment chores end.