More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'we're not fighting, we're wrestling' distinction has never once held up under closer parental scrutiny.
- The kids' 'I only need five more minutes' at the playground has a real-world exchange rate closer to twenty-five.
- The kids' 'we already did the dishes' claim requires an inspection roughly on par with airport security.
- The kids' 'I have a stomachache' right before chores has a suspiciously perfect recovery rate the moment chores end.
- The kids' 'it was an accident' explanation has covered an impressively wide range of clearly deliberate incidents.
- The kids' 'we're not tired' at 9pm reliably transitions into full unconsciousness by approximately 9:15.