More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'we already did the dishes' claim requires an inspection roughly on par with airport security.
- The kids' 'I have a stomachache' right before chores has a suspiciously perfect recovery rate the moment chores end.
- The kids' 'it was an accident' explanation has covered an impressively wide range of clearly deliberate incidents.
- The kids' 'we're not tired' at 9pm reliably transitions into full unconsciousness by approximately 9:15.
- The kids' 'we're starving' complaint arrives roughly ten minutes after refusing dinner entirely.
- I bought a label maker to organize the garage. Three months later, the label maker itself is unlabeled.