More Family Jokes
- The dog has developed a specific whine reserved exclusively for when the food bowl is less than half full.
- The kids' 'it wasn't me' has a suspiciously high correlation with whoever's currently covered in the evidence.
- The kids' collaborative blanket fort project resulted in one couch cushion permanently relocated to an unknown location.
- The kids' 'I'll remember this time' about bringing a jacket has a track record spanning zero successful instances.
- The kids' negotiation for a later curfew came with a surprisingly professional slide deck, complete with charts.
- The kids' 'I'm the only one who never gets a turn' claim does not, upon review, match the actual rotation log.