More Family Jokes
- The kids' negotiation for a later curfew came with a surprisingly professional slide deck, complete with charts.
- The kids' 'I'm the only one who never gets a turn' claim does not, upon review, match the actual rotation log.
- The kids' invented board game rules require a rulebook nobody's written down but everyone's expected to know.
- The kids' 'I helped' after baking involves a kitchen requiring significantly more cleanup than the actual baked goods.
- The kids' 'we're not touching' during a car ride requires a level of forensic distance measurement to actually settle.
- I bought a fire pit for the backyard. Now I own an expensive place to stare into flames and think about my choices.