More Family Jokes
- The dog's morning routine involves a full circuit of the yard before deciding, ultimately, on the exact same spot as always.
- The kids' lemonade stand pricing changes hourly based entirely on how hot it is and how bored they've gotten.
- The kids' 'we're being educational' during screen time has never once held up to a follow-up question about content.
- The kids' 'I only want a little bit' of dessert has a documented ceiling that keeps quietly rising each time.
- The kids' shared bedroom has an actual whiteboard schedule for who gets the good lamp on which nights.
- The kids' definition of a fair trade during snack negotiations skews heavily in favor of whoever proposes it.