More Family Jokes
- The kids' shared bedroom has an actual whiteboard schedule for who gets the good lamp on which nights.
- The kids' definition of a fair trade during snack negotiations skews heavily in favor of whoever proposes it.
- The kids' 'I already said sorry' has never once, historically, resolved the actual underlying dispute.
- The kids' collaborative art project on the fridge has expanded to cover roughly the entire visible surface at this point.
- The kids' bedtime stalling includes a request for water that's really just a delay tactic in disguise.
- I bought a pressure washer on a whim. Now every surface in my life has been judged and found wanting.