More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'we're starving' complaint arrives roughly ten minutes after refusing dinner entirely.
- I bought a label maker to organize the garage. Three months later, the label maker itself is unlabeled.
- The dog has developed a specific whine reserved exclusively for when the food bowl is less than half full.
- The kids' 'it wasn't me' has a suspiciously high correlation with whoever's currently covered in the evidence.
- The kids' collaborative blanket fort project resulted in one couch cushion permanently relocated to an unknown location.
- The kids' 'I'll remember this time' about bringing a jacket has a track record spanning zero successful instances.