More Family Jokes
- The kids' argument over the last waffle escalated to a level of formality usually reserved for actual legal proceedings.
- The kids' 'we're basically twins' claim ignores a three-year age gap and considerable evidence to the contrary.
- The kids' 'we're not sharing a room anymore' declaration has survived approximately zero actual attempts at implementation.
- The kids' 'I promise I'll remember this time' regarding chores has a documented memory retention of about four hours.
- The kids' invented currency for trading toys has an exchange rate that fluctuates wildly based purely on mood.
- The kids' 'we're doing homework' upstairs turns out, upon inspection, to mean an elaborate blanket fort operation.