More Family Jokes
- The cat has a strict two-minute window of affection before demanding to be left entirely alone again.
- The kids' 'we already brushed our teeth' claim requires immediate, hands-on verification more often than not.
- The kids' collaborative treehouse blueprint exists only in their heads and changes completely every time they describe it.
- The kids' 'I did it by accident' explanation rarely accounts for the deliberate setup that clearly preceded it.
- There's an unofficial rule that whoever notices the recycling bin overflowing has technically claimed the task.
- The kids' 'we're not fighting over the remote' involves visible physical tension that suggests otherwise.