More Family Jokes
- There's an unofficial rule that whoever notices the recycling bin overflowing has technically claimed the task.
- The kids' 'we're not fighting over the remote' involves visible physical tension that suggests otherwise.
- The kids' bedtime negotiations have grown to include specific citations of promises made earlier that day.
- There's an unspoken rule that whoever hears the smoke detector chirp first has claimed the task of ignoring it longest.
- The kids' 'we're not touching your stuff' comes with an eerily specific list of items they've clearly already touched.
- I bought a used kayak off a classified ad. It's been sitting in the garage since, purely as a symbol of intent.