More Family Jokes
- The dog's specific look when caught mid-counter-surf is somehow both guilty and completely unrepentant.
- The kids' 'we're taking turns' during a video game bears little resemblance to any actual observed rotation.
- The kids' shared blanket fort rules require a password that changes daily, at their sole discretion.
- The kids' 'we're being responsible' with the new pet has involved exactly one feeding and several enthusiastic reminders.
- The kids' 'I saved you some' after finishing a snack usually means exactly one crumb remains, generously offered.
- There's a family rule that whoever calls the front seat first on a road trip has to navigate, no exceptions.