More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'we're being responsible' with the new pet has involved exactly one feeding and several enthusiastic reminders.
- The kids' 'I saved you some' after finishing a snack usually means exactly one crumb remains, generously offered.
- There's a family rule that whoever calls the front seat first on a road trip has to navigate, no exceptions.
- The kids' science homework question stumped me for a genuinely embarrassing amount of time before we looked it up together.
- The kids' 'we're just resting' on the trampoline has never once actually resulted in anyone resting.
- The kids' invented rule for who gets the top bunk changes depending entirely on who brings it up first that week.