More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'we're just resting' on the trampoline has never once actually resulted in anyone resting.
- The kids' invented rule for who gets the top bunk changes depending entirely on who brings it up first that week.
- The kids' 'we're playing a game' during a suspiciously quiet moment usually means something's about to break.
- I bought a set of walkie-talkies for the kids. Within a day they'd exclusively repurposed them into a spy operation targeting me.
- The cat's specific meow for 'the food bowl is technically not empty but I'd like more anyway' is unmistakable.
- The kids' 'we made a schedule' for chores lasted exactly one day before reverting entirely to the old system, which is chaos.