More Family Jokes
- The kids' comic book has a superhero whose powers seem to change based entirely on what's convenient for the plot.
- The kids' 'we're being extra helpful today' typically precedes a request for something significantly more expensive than usual.
- The kids' negotiation for a pet fish escalated, over several months, into a genuine request for an entire aquarium setup.
- The kids' 'it's not broken, it's just resting' about a clearly damaged toy has never once been an accurate diagnosis.
- The kids' road trip movie selection process took longer than the movie itself would have run.
- I bought a set of good knives for the kitchen. My cooking hasn't improved, but the cutting board has taken more damage.