More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'it's not broken, it's just resting' about a clearly damaged toy has never once been an accurate diagnosis.
- The kids' road trip movie selection process took longer than the movie itself would have run.
- I bought a set of good knives for the kitchen. My cooking hasn't improved, but the cutting board has taken more damage.
- The dog has learned that sitting directly on my feet counts as affection, regardless of how inconvenient the timing.
- The kids' 'we're sharing the good crayons' has an observed compliance rate hovering somewhere near zero percent.
- The kids' invented obstacle course through the yard now includes a mandatory cartwheel that only one of them can actually do.