More Family Jokes
- The kids' invented obstacle course through the yard now includes a mandatory cartwheel that only one of them can actually do.
- The kids' 'we're just talking' at 11pm through the wall has never once been an accurate description of the volume.
- The kids' shared responsibility for setting the table results in exactly one fork short, every single time, mysteriously.
- The kids' 'we're doing homework' from behind a closed door turned out to involve significantly more giggling than math.
- The kids' 'we already ate' claim before dinner rarely survives contact with the actual dinner table.
- I bought a set of coasters for the coffee table. Six months later, exactly zero of them have ever been used.