More Family Jokes
- I bought a set of coasters for the coffee table. Six months later, exactly zero of them have ever been used.
- The cat has decided the empty cardboard box is superior to the expensive cat bed purchased specifically for her.
- The kids' 'we're being quiet so you can rest' is, without exception, the loudest possible interpretation of quiet.
- The kids' collaborative snow fort this winter required a genuine strategic planning session before the first shovel.
- The kids' 'we're not going to fight about it' typically precedes the exact fight it claims to be avoiding.
- I bought a hammock for the backyard. It's held exactly one nap and several increasingly ambitious spiders.