More Family Jokes
- The dog has a specific spot on the rug that gets circled exactly three times before any actual lying down happens.
- The kids' 'we made a fort, don't move it' has resulted in a living room configuration lasting several unplanned weeks.
- The kids' 'we're being extra good' precedes a request that usually involves either candy or a later bedtime, sometimes both.
- My son asked why I never became a pilot. I told him I just never had the altitude for it.
- My daughter asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' at every family event. I said maybe.
- My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.