More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'we're being extra good' precedes a request that usually involves either candy or a later bedtime, sometimes both.
- My son asked why I never became a pilot. I told him I just never had the altitude for it.
- My daughter asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' at every family event. I said maybe.
- My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
- I told my kids they could pick any breakfast cereal. It was a mistake giving them that kind of power.
- My daughter asked why I talk to plants. I told her it's the only conversation in this house where I get the last word.