More Family Jokes
- My daughter asked why I talk to plants. I told her it's the only conversation in this house where I get the last word.
- My son asked what my superpower would be. I told him it's parallel parking on the first try, and that nobody believes me.
- I told my wife she was overreacting when she said I never listen. At least I think that's what she said.
- My kids think I'm funny. My wife thinks I'm the reason our kids have questionable taste in humor.
- My daughter told me I embarrass her in public. I told her that's not a bug, it's a lifelong feature.
- I asked my kids to clean their rooms as a team. Now I have two rooms and one enormous pile in the hallway.