More Family Jokes
- My daughter asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' at every family event. I said maybe.
- My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
- I told my kids they could pick any breakfast cereal. It was a mistake giving them that kind of power.
- My daughter asked why I talk to plants. I told her it's the only conversation in this house where I get the last word.
- My son asked what my superpower would be. I told him it's parallel parking on the first try, and that nobody believes me.
- I told my wife she was overreacting when she said I never listen. At least I think that's what she said.