More Family Jokes
- The kids' shared responsibility for setting the table results in exactly one fork short, every single time, mysteriously.
- The kids' 'we're doing homework' from behind a closed door turned out to involve significantly more giggling than math.
- The kids' 'we already ate' claim before dinner rarely survives contact with the actual dinner table.
- I bought a set of coasters for the coffee table. Six months later, exactly zero of them have ever been used.
- The cat has decided the empty cardboard box is superior to the expensive cat bed purchased specifically for her.
- The kids' 'we're being quiet so you can rest' is, without exception, the loudest possible interpretation of quiet.