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  • The cat's specific meow for 'the food bowl is technically not empty but I'd like more anyway' is unmistakable.
  • The kids' 'we made a schedule' for chores lasted exactly one day before reverting entirely to the old system, which is chaos.
  • The kids' comic book has a superhero whose powers seem to change based entirely on what's convenient for the plot.
  • The kids' 'we're being extra helpful today' typically precedes a request for something significantly more expensive than usual.
  • The kids' negotiation for a pet fish escalated, over several months, into a genuine request for an entire aquarium setup.
  • The kids' 'it's not broken, it's just resting' about a clearly damaged toy has never once been an accurate diagnosis.

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