More Seasonal Jokes
- I planned a surprise birthday party for my wife. She found out three weeks early because I can't keep anything hidden, including my own excitement.
- I hosted the neighborhood cookout this year. The hot dogs were fine, but my grilling confidence took a serious hit.
- I tried making homemade ice cream for the Fourth of July. It came out somewhere between soup and disappointment.
- I bought fireworks for New Year's Eve. Half of them didn't go off, which is roughly how most of my resolutions end up too.
- I took the kids fishing for the first time. We caught two colds and zero fish.
- I went trick-or-treating with the kids this year and ended up eating more of their candy than they did.