More Seasonal Jokes
- I tried making homemade ice cream for the Fourth of July. It came out somewhere between soup and disappointment.
- I bought fireworks for New Year's Eve. Half of them didn't go off, which is roughly how most of my resolutions end up too.
- I took the kids fishing for the first time. We caught two colds and zero fish.
- I went trick-or-treating with the kids this year and ended up eating more of their candy than they did.
- I planned a New Year's Eve countdown for the family. The kids fell asleep at 9pm, so we celebrated alone in complete silence.
- I bought a real Christmas wreath this year. My allergies are treating it as a personal attack.