More Seasonal Jokes
- I bought a real Christmas wreath this year. My allergies are treating it as a personal attack.
- I tried ice skating with the kids this winter. I spent more time on the ice horizontally than vertically.
- I decorated for spring by putting one fake flower on the mantel. My wife said it was a 'nice start.'
- I hosted a backyard movie night for the neighborhood this summer. The projector worked fine. The mosquitoes had other plans.
- I bought a real turkey this Thanksgiving instead of the usual frozen one. My oven has never worked so hard in its life.
- I put up outdoor lights for Halloween this year. My neighbors now think our house is either haunted or under construction.