More Seasonal Jokes
- I hosted a backyard movie night for the neighborhood this summer. The projector worked fine. The mosquitoes had other plans.
- I bought a real turkey this Thanksgiving instead of the usual frozen one. My oven has never worked so hard in its life.
- I put up outdoor lights for Halloween this year. My neighbors now think our house is either haunted or under construction.
- I baked a birthday cake for my daughter from scratch. It collapsed slightly in the middle, so we called it a volcano cake and moved on.
- I put up a hammock in the backyard this summer. It's mostly been used by the dog, who claims squatter's rights.
- I set up a slip-n-slide in the backyard this summer. My back has not forgiven me for that decision.