More Seasonal Jokes
- I organized a family talent show this holiday season. My contribution was hosting, mostly to avoid performing anything myself.
- I set up an inflatable pool slide for the kids' summer party. It deflated within the hour, much like my energy that day.
- I bought a small artificial Christmas tree this year. Setup took four minutes. I've never felt so efficient during the holidays.
- I planned an outdoor movie night for the whole family this summer. The projector worked, but the Wi-Fi did not, so we watched static together, bonding.
- I attempted to make a gingerbread village this year, not just a house. City planning was not my strong suit.
- I bought Valentine's chocolates for the family this year. They were gone within the hour, and none of them were eaten by me.