More Seasonal Jokes
- I bought a small artificial Christmas tree this year. Setup took four minutes. I've never felt so efficient during the holidays.
- I planned an outdoor movie night for the whole family this summer. The projector worked, but the Wi-Fi did not, so we watched static together, bonding.
- I attempted to make a gingerbread village this year, not just a house. City planning was not my strong suit.
- I bought Valentine's chocolates for the family this year. They were gone within the hour, and none of them were eaten by me.
- Every December I promise myself I'll shop early. Every December I'm in a parking lot on the 23rd, arguing with a cart.
- Every Easter the kids find eggs I hid so well I forget where half of them are. We're still finding one from three years ago.