More Seasonal Jokes
- I baked a birthday cake for my daughter from scratch. It collapsed slightly in the middle, so we called it a volcano cake and moved on.
- I put up a hammock in the backyard this summer. It's mostly been used by the dog, who claims squatter's rights.
- I set up a slip-n-slide in the backyard this summer. My back has not forgiven me for that decision.
- I organized a family talent show this holiday season. My contribution was hosting, mostly to avoid performing anything myself.
- I set up an inflatable pool slide for the kids' summer party. It deflated within the hour, much like my energy that day.
- I bought a small artificial Christmas tree this year. Setup took four minutes. I've never felt so efficient during the holidays.