More Pun Jokes
- I got fired from my job as a historian. Apparently I have no future in it.
- I used to be a professional cyclist, but I couldn't handle the pedaling pressure.
- My password needed a capital letter, a number, and a symbol. At this point it's less a password and more a small novel.
- A cheese factory exploded in France. There was nothing left but de brie.
- I asked the librarian for a quiet corner to work in. She pointed me toward the section nobody ever checks out.
- I used to be a florist, but the business didn't grow the way I'd hoped.