More Pun Jokes
- I invented a new word today: plagiarism.
- I signed up for a marathon on a whim. Turns out enthusiasm doesn't count as training.
- Dentists call their work 'tooth hurty.'
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- I started a book about time management. I keep meaning to finish it, but never seem to find the time.
- I got hit in the head with a can of soda. Luckily it was a soft drink.