More Seasonal Jokes
- I bought a pool float shaped like a flamingo this summer. It has more social media presence than I do.
- I bought school supplies a month early this year. My kids have already lost half of them, ahead of schedule.
- I took the kids to the pumpkin patch this fall. We spent an hour finding the perfect pumpkin and thirty seconds carving it wrong.
- I decided to make my own trail mix for our hiking trip. It was mostly raisins and regret.
- I dressed up as a shamrock for St. Patrick's Day. My kids said I looked more like a confused traffic cone.
- I set up a Labor Day barbecue and forgot to actually take the day off work. I spent it grilling between emails.