More Seasonal Jokes
- I decided to make my own trail mix for our hiking trip. It was mostly raisins and regret.
- I dressed up as a shamrock for St. Patrick's Day. My kids said I looked more like a confused traffic cone.
- I set up a Labor Day barbecue and forgot to actually take the day off work. I spent it grilling between emails.
- I put a bird feeder in the backyard this spring. So far it's mostly fed one extremely confident squirrel.
- I bought a kiddie pool for the backyard this summer. By day two, it had become a small, chlorinated ecosystem of leaves and mystery.
- I taught the kids to make s'mores over a campfire this summer. Three marshmallows caught fire and one small forest fire scare later, we've perfected our technique.