More Seasonal Jokes
- I taught the kids to make s'mores over a campfire this summer. Three marshmallows caught fire and one small forest fire scare later, we've perfected our technique.
- I decided to make a snow fort this winter instead of a snowman. It collapsed within the hour, much like my enthusiasm for the project.
- I planned a surprise birthday party for my wife. She found out three weeks early because I can't keep anything hidden, including my own excitement.
- I hosted the neighborhood cookout this year. The hot dogs were fine, but my grilling confidence took a serious hit.
- I tried making homemade ice cream for the Fourth of July. It came out somewhere between soup and disappointment.
- I bought fireworks for New Year's Eve. Half of them didn't go off, which is roughly how most of my resolutions end up too.