More Adult Humor Jokes
- Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.
- My wife said I never listen to her. Or something like that.
- Relationships are a lot like algebra. Ever look at your X and wonder Y?
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.
- My therapist says I have a preoccupation with revenge. We'll see about that.
- I'm not saying my marriage is on the rocks, but the last time I said 'I do,' it was to a bartender.