More Adult Humor Jokes
- Relationships are a lot like algebra. Ever look at your X and wonder Y?
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.
- My therapist says I have a preoccupation with revenge. We'll see about that.
- I'm not saying my marriage is on the rocks, but the last time I said 'I do,' it was to a bartender.
- Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried getting my mother-in-law to leave early.
- I told my wife I found the secret to a happy marriage. She said great, and then walked away before I could finish, which honestly proves my point.