More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife said I never plan anything. So I secretly planned to prove her wrong, then forgot.
- I told my wife she reminds me of the ocean. She asked if it was because she's beautiful and mysterious. I said no, she just makes me sick.
- Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- My wife told me to describe myself in three words. I said 'currently in trouble.'
- I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said nothing would make her happier than for me to remember it unprompted next year.
- My in-laws are visiting this weekend. I've started referring to my liquor cabinet as 'emotional support.'