More Adult Humor Jokes
- Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- My wife told me to describe myself in three words. I said 'currently in trouble.'
- I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said nothing would make her happier than for me to remember it unprompted next year.
- My in-laws are visiting this weekend. I've started referring to my liquor cabinet as 'emotional support.'
- I told my wife I'd never keep secrets from her. That's my biggest secret.
- Marriage is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.