More Adult Humor Jokes
- My in-laws are visiting this weekend. I've started referring to my liquor cabinet as 'emotional support.'
- I told my wife I'd never keep secrets from her. That's my biggest secret.
- Marriage is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
- I asked my wife if I snore. She said only when I'm asleep, which felt like an unnecessary technicality to point out.
- My wife said opposites attract. That's the only explanation for why she's on time and I exist.
- I told my wife I wanted to grow old with her. She said I was already halfway there and not aging gracefully about it.