More Adult Humor Jokes
- The secret to a long marriage is two words: yes, dear.
- I asked my wife if she remembered our first date. She said vaguely, the same way you remember a mild inconvenience.
- My wife and I never go to bed angry. We just stay up all night arguing instead.
- I told my wife she looked exactly the same as the day we met. She asked if that was a compliment. I said I'll let her know once I decide.
- My wife asked why I married her. I said I lost a bet, then quickly said I was joking, then quietly wondered if I actually had.
- I told my in-laws dinner would be ready at six. It's now eight, and everyone's pretending that's fine.