More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife asked why I married her. I said I lost a bet, then quickly said I was joking, then quietly wondered if I actually had.
- I told my in-laws dinner would be ready at six. It's now eight, and everyone's pretending that's fine.
- My wife said marrying me was the best decision of her life. Then she added 'so far,' just to keep me humble.
- I told my wife I'd take a bullet for her. She said she'd settle for me taking out the trash without being asked.
- I'm not saying my wife controls the finances, but I have to ask permission to buy my own birthday present.
- I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.