More Adult Humor Jokes
- I'm not saying my wife controls the finances, but I have to ask permission to buy my own birthday present.
- I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
- My wife told me I have commitment issues. I told her I'd think about it.
- I told my wife I wanted to renew our vows. She said we should probably read the original ones first, since neither of us remembers them.
- My wife said I should communicate my feelings more. So I texted her the entire history of my grievances, alphabetized.
- I told my wife she's my better half. She said I must be doing math wrong, because it feels closer to a 90/10 split.