More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife said I should communicate my feelings more. So I texted her the entire history of my grievances, alphabetized.
- I told my wife she's my better half. She said I must be doing math wrong, because it feels closer to a 90/10 split.
- My wife asked if I'd still find her attractive at eighty. I said probably, since I already can't see very well by then either.
- I told my wife I'd never lie to her. She asked if I was lying right now, and we've been staring at each other for a while.
- Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience, and how to apologize for things you don't remember doing.
- I asked my wife what she'd do if I won the lottery. She said she'd take half and leave me the ticket stub as a keepsake.