More Adult Humor Jokes
- Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience, and how to apologize for things you don't remember doing.
- I asked my wife what she'd do if I won the lottery. She said she'd take half and leave me the ticket stub as a keepsake.
- My wife says I never finish anything. I told her that's not true, I finish arguments all the time. We're still arguing about whether that counts.
- My wife asked me to be more romantic. I surprised her with breakfast in bed. She surprised me back by asking why there were crumbs everywhere.
- My wife says the honeymoon phase ends eventually. I told her I'm still holding out hope, twelve years in.
- I asked my wife to rate our marriage out of ten. She said she'd need to consult with her lawyer before answering.