More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife said opposites attract. That's the only explanation for why she's on time and I exist.
- I told my wife I wanted to grow old with her. She said I was already halfway there and not aging gracefully about it.
- The secret to a long marriage is two words: yes, dear.
- I asked my wife if she remembered our first date. She said vaguely, the same way you remember a mild inconvenience.
- My wife and I never go to bed angry. We just stay up all night arguing instead.
- I told my wife she looked exactly the same as the day we met. She asked if that was a compliment. I said I'll let her know once I decide.