More Family Jokes
- I told my daughter allowance requires chores first. She submitted an invoice for services rendered, itemized.
- The dog walked into the kitchen and stared at me like I owed him money. I probably do, in treats.
- My cat knocked a glass off the table while staring directly at me. I've never felt so disrespected by an animal.
- I finally organized the garage this weekend. It took four hours and resulted in one slightly more organized pile of chaos.
- My son asked why I always negotiate down at the car dealership. I told him it's the last remaining sport I'm actually good at.
- My streaming service asked if I was still watching. After the fourth episode in a row, I appreciated the concern.