More Family Jokes
- My son asked why I always negotiate down at the car dealership. I told him it's the last remaining sport I'm actually good at.
- My streaming service asked if I was still watching. After the fourth episode in a row, I appreciated the concern.
- I asked my daughter to set the table. She interpreted this as an art installation, complete with a centerpiece made of crayons.
- I tried meal planning for the whole week. By Wednesday we were back to cereal for dinner.
- My daughter told me my dance moves at the wedding were 'a lot.' I've decided to take that as high praise.
- I bought a boat. Best day of my life was buying it, second best day was selling it.